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50 Years of Being White and Nerdy…

Happy Birthday, Weird Al Yankovic.
Thank you for 33 years of laughter and fun…
… and for being the geek you had to be.

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

Context

There will be no weight loss post this week.  That’s because there was no weight loss.  Now, don’t get me wrong, there was no weight gain, and that, my dear readers, is just fine with me.  I don’t have anything particularly enlightened to say this week on the subject, so I’ll just leave you with [...]

Friday, September 18th, 2009

The Strange and the Cool

I had something interesting happen on Wednesday, and I figured I’d share, a bit belatedly.
Earlier in the week, The Digital Kid asked if he could go check out a new place in town, called The Haven.  Now, I’d seen the place, looking over the edge of a bridge that crosses a series of Santa Fe [...]

Saturday, August 15th, 2009

Celebrity Doubles?

You know, they say everyone has their twin, someone who looks enough like them to be a brother or sister.  In the case of famous comic actress Carol Burnett, for instance, that person was Vicki Lawrence.  And while these look-alikes may be rare, I believe I’ve found one.  You see, I’ve got this friend, Charlie, [...]

Thursday, August 6th, 2009

You Are Here…

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft’s electronic navigation and communications equipment.
Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter’s position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said “WHERE AM I?” [...]

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

What Is Said Can’t Be Unsaid…

Oh, the things you’ll hear in life.  I used to think “kids say the darndest things”, but the truth is, everyone has it in them to do just that.  They say laughter works like a medicine – it’s good for the heart.  They, whoever those shadowy figures might be, have hit the nail on the [...]

Saturday, July 25th, 2009

Tired of this @#$% Typecasting of this @#$% Actor!

According to a recent article in The Sun, actor Samuel L. Jackson is tired of these mother-bleepin‘ bloggers on this mother-bleepin‘ internet.  You see, it seems Mr. Jackson has gotten the short shrift from those in the world of weblogs, and is frankly quite tired of their ability to critique him from behind a mask [...]

Sunday, July 12th, 2009

California Dreamin’…?

This is my van.
It’s a 1987 Chevy G20 Conversion.  It’s missing two of the captain’s chairs, both on the passenger side, because the first owner had a wheelchair lift installed.  It, however, no longer has the lift.  There are a few rust spots around the outside, especially near the edges of the windows.  It runs [...]

Thursday, July 9th, 2009

Relative Importance

On a worldwide journey, Pope Benedict visits the United States.  While taking a private tour in a limousine around Washington, D.C., he gets the urge to drive.  He asks to switch places with his driver who, being a devout Catholic, would never say “no” to the Holy See.  The Pope takes the wheel and stomps [...]

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

The Most Interesting Man in the World…

Have you ever climbed Mt. Everest?  Parasailed across the English Channel?
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Is your life interesting?
If you haven’t seen the commercials for German beer Dos Equis, you should mosey over to YouTube and check them out.  The ads star actor Jonathan Goldsmith, whose career is long and [...]

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009